Help me, Spock...

[maudite_a_deux]

And I quote:

"The circumcises that led to Watari death has always been that of a mystery, so when Watari stumbles upon a secret document about his past, and discovers that Tsuzuki isn’t the only none human around…What happens when Muraki finds out and takes interest?" -- On Golden Wings, by AuraBlackWolf

Um. Wow. And you thought Hisoka's death was painful...

Will someone please tell me why it's so hard to find Yami no Matsuei fics for which even the summary isn't egregiously illiterate?