i just have to say...

that this is extra-specially amusing: Lucius Malfoy's Diary.

i have no joke, i just like saying "However, on positive note, have heard son called `arrogant little snot´ and `malicious little pillock´ by family friend. Was rather proud in evil fashion. Placed cruciatus on friend for being impolite about son. Laughed at his pain in evil way."

to be honest, the joke doesn't really survive till the end of the first chapter, but still, it's worth a laugh or two.

Strange Attractors, Chapter 2

here's the next bit. a bit shorter than the first part, but the next scene i had in mind just doesn't seem to fit logically in this chunk. let me know if it seems *too* short or you feel it's missing something.

( Strange Attractors, Chapter 2 )