The Paragraph Awards

Absolutely Pants:

I’m so bored right now, and I want to go bug someone but if I do, I’m usually sat on fire and I want to go one day without being sat on fire!!!!! Damn, I wish I could go out with being fire proofed. For example, last year in Mr. Hyle’s class my pants disappeared and when I tried to set fire on my invisible pants I was sent to the councilors office to witness a play about self injury. -- Once Upon A Summer

I shamelessly stole this one from babb_chronicles, because it was just too good to pass up.

Not really a rec [Gravitation]

I can't, in good conscience, recommend this story. It's your classic PWP; dubious setup, sloppy writing, and not even especially good sex. It's kind of cute, though, and includes a pairing I'm fond of. I decided it was worthy of mention here for the following two lines alone:

"...Why... are you... um... shirtless and tied to a chair... with Christmas lights?"

Hiro shrugged, shifting his arms against the lights. "I kept breaking the garland."

Fandom: Gravitation
Genre: PWP
Pairing: K/Hiro
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Light bondage, boysex, grammar abuse
Author: pmastamonkmonk
Link: Christmas Bondage