Today's peeve: blood

OK, it's bad enough that in fanfic people are constantly biting their (and sometimes each other's) lips until they bleed, but what the hell is with the biting the ear/neck/nipple until it bleeds? How often have you actually done that? Did your partner appreciate it?

I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

Yes, I realize I do a lot of bitching for someone who can't write decent fiction, but trust me, I've been around the block enough times to know that unless you're vampires, biting till you draw blood is not generally appreciated.

In conclusion, drawing blood != sexy. You've been a lovely audience. Thank you and good night.