Oh look! More peeves!

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More stuff I hate:

• Fics set in Japan where all the OCs have Western names like Taylor and Amber.
  
• Songfics. Period. But especially when there are more song lyrics than story.
  
• Summaries that proudly proclaim that the characters are all OOC. What's the point?
  
• Fics where character names are written as they were phonetically pronounced by some Japanese voice actor rather than the way they're actually spelled. I mean, I can even sort of forgive Raito, but Edo and Aru are infinitely obnoxious, and K as 'Crawd Winchester'? Ow, my head.
  
• Sex scenes that start out fine, and then suddenly have a jarringly bad phrase that ruins it completely. Like, for instance, "She felt a lump against her bum."

In conclusion, not only is 'arousal' still not a body part, neither is 'excitement'.

You know, "The Bum Lumps" wouldn't be a bad band name.

Okay, yes it would. It would be a terrible band name.