The sort of thing that makes you instantly scramble for the "Back" button:

[maudite_a_deux]

"Draco couldn't help laughing. A silent sad laugh. A laugh he had laughed every year after reading the epitaph. What an epitaph!"

Author name and story title withheld to protect the guilty.

Comments

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Woo, welcome back. Have you seen mctabby's Summary Executions (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=mctabby&keyword=Summary+Executions&filter=all)?

I laugh at the giraffe's naff epitaph.

[merde.livejournal.com]

so hey... would you be willing to let me bounce some ideas off you for backstory in my draco/hermione fic? i have some serious changes to make, and in particular i want to make sure draco's backstory is really believable. hermione's easy, but to get draco where i want him will take some work.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. And you might check out the community dramione. (Yes, the name makes my eyes roll as well.)

[merde.livejournal.com]

oh, lord. i'm not ready to deal with the suggestions of a whole community.

shall i email or IM you?